hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
you will always have a special place in my vag
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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