Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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