just come out here and I will go home with you...
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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