yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
he thought i was a dude.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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