We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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