5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
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He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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