I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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