Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
accomplished twins. life is a go
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Randomize