A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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