No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I have already put on my inside pants.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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