i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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