im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Come on in and take your pants off
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