just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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