My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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