Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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