I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
