Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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