I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
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I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
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I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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