If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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