What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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