He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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