Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
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Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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