How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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