Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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