I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize