Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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