You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet