ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.