im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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