I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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