So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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