I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
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Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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