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I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
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Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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