i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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