I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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