Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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