Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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