I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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