Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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