I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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