Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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