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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class

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• (407): View more from Florida

  We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.

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• (310): View more from California

  I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.

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  Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.

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• (530): View more from California

  Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish

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• (418): View more from Quebec

  Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.

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