Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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