mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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