im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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