I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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