Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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