Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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