I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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