That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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