weddingsv make me drug and hornr
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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