Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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