I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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