fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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