I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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