There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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