ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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