Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
this is an emotional support booty call
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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