I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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