I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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